X: "Where are you from?"
Me: "Singapore."
X: "Singapore? Where's Singapore?"
Me: "In Asia."
X: "Where is Asia?"
Me: "Erm... Singapore's near to Malaysia?"
X: *blank look*
Me: "Near to Indonesia?"
X: *blank look*
Me: "Vietnam? Thailand?"
X: "Ah, Thailand! You are from Thailand!"
Me: "Yes.... Thailand...."